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2/10/10

Lost Recap: You're not a zombie, right?  

“What Kate Does,” the third episode in the final season of “Lost,” definitely was not as shocking as the first two episodes but I still think it packed a punch. I am loving all the intentional similarities and parallel situations that are happening on and off the island that resemble previous seasons of “Lost.” In my recap I’ll try to refresh your memory if you haven’t seen each episode as many times as I have thanks to reruns on the Sy-fy network. Be sure to click on all the links for more clarification and maybe some humor! (It's easier to right click on links and choose, "open in new window" so you don't have to keep leaving and coming back.)

On the island, Sayid wakes from the dead. Everyone’s stunned reactions reminded of “The Lion King,” (Simba! He’s Alive!). The Asian Other and Other With Glasses take Sayid, strap him to a table and torture him. Sayid doesn’t understand why. Other With Glasses says they are testing him and he passed.

Meanwhile, another Other runs in and tries to start trouble with the gang (Kate, Jack, Hurley, Jin, Miles, etc…) and holy crap...Is that Mac from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?” I had to rewind a few times, but then I remembered Mac (Rob McElhenney) was definitely on “Lost” and played a guard who Kate knocks out in order to save Karl from brainwashing. Either way, Sawyer breaks up the little scuffle with a gun, obviously, and demands to be let out of the Temple. Kate and Jin volunteer to go with Aldo (Mac) to bring him back. Kate clearly just wants to go wherever Sawyer goes and I assume Jin volunteers because he wants to find Sun. Out in the jungle all of my suspicions are confirmed. Much to Aldo and that other Other’s dismay Kate knocks them out and she and Jin go off on their own.

Back at the Temple Jack tries to confront Asian Other and Other with Glasses. They want Jack to give Sayid a pill to stop the infection. Jack is skeptical and starts asking questions. After Jack tries to take the pill himself and Asian Other heimlich’s it out of him, it is revealed the pill is poison. The Other’s want to kill Sayid because he has been claimed. Finally, Hurley asks the question that all of us nerds have been wondering for a long, long time…”You’re not a zombie, right?” Unfortunately, Sayid’s answer is no. What an interesting turn of events that could have been.

Kate eventually tracks Saywer to the Dharma Barracks and finds Sawyer in he and Juliet’s old house. Kate follows him to the dock and explains she came back to the island to find Claire and says she’s sorry about Juliet. Sawyer says it’s his fault because he kept her from leaving on a submarine three years earlier. He tells Kate, “Some of us are just meant to be alone,” and then in a totally “Titanic” (you will not regret clicking that link!) moment throws a wedding ring he was going to give Juliet into the ocean.

At the Temple, Asian Other tells Jack, that there is a darkness growing inside Sayid and once it reaches his heart everything about him will be gone. Jack asks, “How can you be sure about that?” Asian Other’s response, “Because it happened to your sister.” DUN DUN DUN. (If you don't remember, Claire is Jack's sister. They share the same father, Christian Shepard.)

Flash to Jin in the jungle, Aldo (Mac) and the other Other catch up to him and are about to kill him when all of sudden Aldo gets shot several times. In a classic Jin moment, he looks up and sees some sort of jungle creature with frizzy blonde hair wielding a rifle and says, “Claire?” Apparently she’s been in the jungle, Rousseau style this whole time. I guess more on that next episode.

In the alternative reality in Los Angeles, Kate is still in the car-jacked taxi with Claire. Arzt has dropped his luggage in the middle of the street which holds them back from speeding off. This gives Kate a chance to look out the window and make some weird eye contact with Jack, who at this point is a stranger to her. The cab driver flees. Kate takes the wheel and finally Claire grows a pair and escapes from the taxi. And Aha! We see that Claire is still pregnant. Kate goes to a mechanic to get her handcuffs removes and sees in Claire’s luggage that she’s pregnant. Kate feels guilty and finds Claire sitting on the side of the road. She gives her bags back. Claire explains that the couple adopting her baby was supposed to pick her up at the airport but they must have forgotten. In some strange turn of events Claire decides to trust the gun wielding Kate, and Kate drives her to the couple’s home.

At the door, the weepy woman tells Claire that her husband has left her and even though she wants a baby she can’t do it on her own. The exact reason Claire gave for giving up her baby in the first place. But of course the drama doesn’t end there, Claire spontaneously goes into labor on the front porch. Kate takes Claire to the ER and stays by her side. Guess who Claire’s doctor is….Ethan! Of course. Ethan explains she can have the baby now or he can try to stop the labor and they can try again in a few weeks. He says, “I don’t want to stick you with needles if I don’t have to.” Which is exactly what he was doing on the island; giving her injections in the middle of the night and eventually kidnapping her and taking her to the medical station. Creepy!

And for one more bit of suspense, the machine’s start going crazy and Claire screams out asking if Aaron’s ok. Ethan responds, “I have a feeling Aaron is going to be a handful.” Clearly this is in reference to the speculation that Aaron is a very important part to the “Lost” story. Claire asks Kate why she’s running from the law, Kate says, “Would you believe me if I said I was innocent?” Claire does. Kate tells Claire she should keep Aaron.

In this episode we learned…
Other’s believe Sayid needs to die because of his infection.
Sawyer is still super down about Juliet’s death.
Kate and Claire still have a connection even in the alternate reality.
Claire is still alive on the island.

My thoughts, theories and questions…
In regards to this whole Sayid being infected issue- could this have anything to do with the sickness Rousseau claimed her entire team was infected with leading her to kill all of them?

Kate starts crying when Sawyer leaves her on the dock. Is she sad because she feels bad for Sawyer? I kind of got the feeling she was feeling like things were never going to happen between them.

We last saw Claire acting pretty strange in Jacob's cabin with Christian Shepard. Where has she been this whole time and why did she go off with him the first place? There's definitely a lot of questions about her whereabouts and if she is even the same Claire.

I love that Kate is still going to be involved with the birth of Aaron. If you remember, Kate birthed Aaron on the island. Also, could Kate be innocent in the alternate reality? I thought it was poignant that the episode was titled, “What Kate Does,” and showed Kate being a good person whereas the season two episode, “What Kate Did,” tells the story of how Kate killed her father.

While this episode wasn’t the greatest in terms of answering our many questions I think it’s a good setup in terms of things to come.

2/3/10

What the??? Lost Recap  



The bomb has detonated on the island. We flash to see Oceanic flight 815 still in the air. Jack and Rose chat through the turbulence. The turbulence ends and the plane does not crash. But who decides to take a seat next to Jack? DESMOND! Whaaaaaaat? He was looking super sexy, but he was never on 815, so what’s really going on here? Meanwhile, back on the island Kate wakes up in a tree. Jack, Sawyer, Jin, Hurley and Miles are all close by, disoriented from the explosion. Clearly this is some sort of alternate reality. It’s hard to say whether or not what’s happening on the plane is reality or if being on the island is real, or if it’s both real, so I’m just going to go ahead and take the plane/LA story line as it’s own. Feel free to skim over this insanely long recap but be sure to read what we learned in this episode, my theories/questions and the death tracker

On the island...
Kate, Sawyer and Jack realize that they are at the site of the hatch. Sawyer is pissed. He kicks Jack right in the face sending him tumbling into the hole. Sawyer blames Jack for Juliet’s death and is even angrier that his plan to reset time did not work. But through some crazy miracle Kate hears a feeble voice calling for help. It’s of course Juliet, who somehow survived detonating a hydrogen bomb. The gang starts digging up the metal to save her. Back at the Dharma van Sayid is still suffering from a gunshot wound and near death. Jin and Miles run to help save Juliet. Hurley starts seeing dead people again and comes face to face with Jacob (who was stabbed and thrown into a fire at the end of season 5). Jacob sends Hurley on a mission to save Sayid telling him to take him to the Temple.

Back at Jacob’s foot-statue-home, Ben and Locke (the Man in Black is possessing John Locke’s body) are still inside hovering over the fire. Ben looks terribly confused and frightened. Outside of the foot, Richard makes sure that Ben comes face to face with Locke’s dead body on the beach. He goes back into the foot and bring the Ajira “In the shadow of the statue” folks with him. They of course go nuts and start firing at Locke. Locke disappears and we hear that familiar noise of the smoke monster. Smokey takes out all the Ajira folks but the Ajira ogre surrounds himself with a circle of white ash which apparently Smokey can’t get through….it takes all of 5 seconds for Smokey to knock him out of the circle and kill him. Smokey disappears, Locke returns….clearly the Man in Black is also the smoke monster. Ben looks like he’s going to pee he pants, Locke’s response? “I’m sorry you had to see me like that.”

At the hatch, Sawyer finds Juliet under the metal. They share some words and a kiss and Juliet dies in his arms but not before mentioning she had something really important to tell him. Jack, Hurley, Kate and Jin take Sayid to the Temple. Sawyer and Miles hang back to bury Juliet. Sawyer forces Miles to find out Juliet’s last thought, which is, “It worked.” At the Temple the gang is captured by the Others and brought into the Temple. What was up with the Others back in the their crazy tribal clothes? The Others who lived at the barracks dressed in modern clothing. Either way, they are about to shoot the group but Hurley once again saves the day and turns over the guitar case that Jacob gave him back in LA. Inside the case is a wooden ankh, inside it is a note. The Others ask the group their names. I’m assuming their names are all on the list. Jacob’s lists were referenced in the early seasons. The Others tell them they must save Sayid or else really bad stuff will happen. So they put Sayid into a pool of some questionable spring water and flip an hourglass. Sayid starts thrashing about but eventually drowns. Jack performs never ending CPR despite Kate begging him to stop, reminiscent of his fight to save Charlie’s life after he was hanged by Ethan. It doesn’t work. Cindy, a tailie and the flight attendant from the original Flight 815 who was captured by the Others is alive and well as are the two children who were also taken. The Others want to know where Jacob is and Hurley tells them he’s dead. The Others start going crazy, manning their posts, spreading ash and shooting a flare into the air. The gang starts to panic, wondering what’s going on, the Other’s say it “isn’t to keep you in, it’s to keep him out.”

Inside the foot, Locke (Man in Black) and Ben have a heart to heart. He reveals that the real Locke’s last thought before Ben murdered him was, “I don’t understand.” He says Locke was wise; he was the only one who didn’t want to leave the island, the only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind really was. But the Man in Black wants the one thing John Locke didn’t….he wants to go home. They return to the beach and Richard sees the flare. He realizes who Locke (Man in Black) really is. Locke says it’s nice to see Richard out of his chains, leading us to believe Richard came over on the Black Rock, the slave ship shipwrecked on the island. Locke (Man in Black) knocks Richard out and throws him over his shoulder. At the Temple we see one last glimpse of the gang and holy shit, Sayid’s alive.

On the plane….
While all hell is breaking loose on the island we keep seeing glimpses of Oceanic flight 815. Kate is still a prisoner. Sayid is looking at a picture of his long, lost love, Nadya. Sawyer talks to Hurley who claims, “he is the luckiest guy alive.” Hurley is hassled by Arzt! Sun and Jin are together, Jin acts as oppressive as always. Boone is sitting next to John Locke. Boone says he left Shannon in Australia. John says he did in fact go on his walkabout. Boone says if “this thing goes down, I’m sticking with you.” So bittersweet considering that happened during the first crash and his friendship with Locke caused Boone his life. Flight attendant, Cindy, calls for a doctor because someone’s passed out in the bathroom. CHAAAAALIEE!!! Charlie’s unconscious with a bag of heroin down his throat which sends Jack looking for a pen…..like in the pilot episode where Jack sends Boone on a frenzied search for a pen. Jack saves Charlie but Charlie claims he “was supposed to die.”

Captain Norris (aka Greg Grunberg, the pilot who was Smokey’s first kill) makes the announcement the plane is about to land. Kate escapes from the air marshall and has a little encounter with Sawyer in the airport elevator. In her desperate attempt to flee she jumps in the cab line ahead of Frogurt who is not having it. The air marshall is on her tail so Kate hops in a cab with none other than her good pal Claire Littleton. Jack finds out that his father’s coffin was never put on the plane. Locke, who is still wheelchair bound (despite telling Boone he did his walkabout) is missing his bag of knives. Jack asks John about his condition and says he’s interested because he’s a spinal surgeon. John says he can’t be fixed. Jack says, “Nothing is irreversible.” Quite the role reversal of faith verse science, eh?

In this episode we learned…
Man in Black is the smoke monster.
Man in Black is in fact inhabiting John Locke’s body, despite the fact his actual dead body is on the beach.
White ash, like the ash surrounding Jacob’s cabin, repels Smokey.
Jacob is dead. The Others are very afraid of the Man in Black.
According to Juliet’s last thought, detonating the bomb worked.
Sawyer is not going to take Juliet’s death lying down.
Everyone minus Shannon and plus Desmond are on Oceanic Flight 815 in some sort of alternate reality.

My theories and questions…
So as we suspected last season, the Man in Black is able to possess or take on the appearance of dead people on the island. That’s how we’ve seen Christian Shepard (Jack’s dad) walking around and giving advice saying he was acting on Jacob’s behalf. Especially important consider Christian told Locke before spinning the donkey wheel he was “going to have to die” if he wanted to set things right in season 5. Did the Man in Black want Locke’s body? I believe the Man in Black also possessed Alex’s body (Ben Linus’s daughter) when she told Ben to do whatever John said. I don’t think Sayid is really all of a sudden magically alive, I think it’s the Man in Black.

I can’t even take a stab at how the whole alternate reality, 815 landing situation is going to play out.

I thought Juliet being alive for a final goodbye was pretty cheesy. I understand they had to bring her back to refresh everyone's memories how in love she and Sawyer were to justify his anger this season, but I could have done without it.

I loved the chat between John and Jack at the airport. It was interesting to hear Jack sound so positive and John say he couldn't be fixed. It was great hearing the old John Locke, not the evil one. I squealed when I saw his giant orange peel smile.

I'm really looking forward to finding out Richard's backstory. Why doesn't he age? Is he a leader or a follower? Why does he wear eyeliner?

Death Tracker
I came up with a little rundown of people who are dead, who we thought were dead and people who were dead but aren’t anymore at the end of season 6, episode 1.

John Locke- definitely murdered by Benjamin Linus in season 5, although the Man in Black is using his body.
Juliet- presumed dead at the end of season 5 after detonating a hydrogen bomb, actually alive, but only for ten minutes or so...long enough to say goodbye to Sawyer but eventually kicked the bucket.
Sayid- wounded at the end of season 5, still wounded, then drowned and declared dead, yet comes to at the end of the episode.
Charlie- drowned in the hydra station in season 3, in alternate reality almost died choking on a bag of heroin, resuscitated by Jack.
Boone- crushed by beachcomber and died in season 1, alive on flight 815 in alternate reality.
Leslie Arzt- high school science teacher who blew himself up with dynamite in season 1, alive and well on flight 815 in alternate reality.
Frogurt- yogurt storeowner, shot and killed with flaming arrow by Widmore’s group in season 5, alive and in LA in alternate reality.
Seth Norris- pilot of Oceanic 815, first victim of the smoke monster in season 1, alive and safely lands the plane in alternate reality.

Thoughts? Theories? I loved the episode. I’m so glad it’s back and I feel like we’re finally going to be rewarded for all our hard work trying to figure out this madness!

1/31/10

Rooting for the Bad Guy  


As a child, Dexter (Michael C. Hall) was found at a gruesome crime scene and was adopted by stand-up Miami Detective, Harry Morgan. As he grew up, Harry noticed that Dexter was not like the other kids. He spent his entire life trying to teach Dexter a code or set of rules teaching him to act like he fit in, like he belonged, like he wasn't an outsider and most of all, how to not get caught. See, Dexter has a dark passenger; a thirst for blood and a desire to kill. But because of Harry's rules, Dexter is a serial killer who only kills other serial killers.

That is the premise of the hit Showtime series, "Dexter," which just ended its 4th season this past December. I tried getting on board with "Dexter" after the first season had ended. I made it through 15 minutes of the first episode. In those 15 minutes we see Dexter stalking his victim, a pedophile who kills little boys, abducting him, and killing him while he's restrained to a table with plastic wrap in a room draped with plastic and the dead boy's bodies. It was way too much torture and blood for someone as easily scared and grossed out as I am.

Upon the recommendation of a friend I tried "Dexter" again. It became much more intriguing when I was able to get past the guts and gore and get into the real story behind it. The show is based on the novel, "Darkly Dreaming Dexter," by Jeff Lindsay, and is truly your worst nightmare...That someone you know and love could be capable of terrible things The rich characters make it all worth while. Dexter is a blood spatter analyst for the Miami Metro Police Department and works along side his foul-mouthed sister Deb (played by Jennifer Carpenter, Michael C. Hall's wife in real life), a detective. Dexter's inner-monologue narrates the show (Michael C. Hall has a super sexy voice, which is a plus!) and gives us insight into what makes him do the things he does. He claims he feels nothing and is faking his way through life. His girlfriend is an abused, divorced, single mom, Rita (Julie Benz), who Dexter claims is just a cover, but over time we see a real relationship develop.

I will not spoil anything, but you start to wonder why only a select few sense that there is something different about Dexter. After all, his closest relationships are within the homicide department whose job is to find killers. During each episode my hands would sweat and my stomach would churn thinking Dexter was going to get caught. It's excruciating watching all the trouble Dexter gets himself into and wondering how he's going to clean up his mess, literally. At the center of each episode is Dexter's kill. He stalks his prey, makes sure they fit Harry's code, sets up his kill room, puts on his kill uniform (a brown thermal shirt and cargo pants), abducts and kills his victim, then seamlessly cleans up without leaving a trace of evidence that anyone was ever murdered.

Throughout the series we see Dexter evolve and start to stray from Harry's code. Each season brings plenty of shocking twists, perhaps the most shocking at the end of season 4. He goes through a lot of changes but I really wish he would stop killing people! No kidding, it's hard to empathize with a serial killer, but "Dexter" makes it possible.

1/13/10

Countdown to "Lost"  

"Lost" is back on TV for it's sixth and final season on February 2. I cannot tell you how excited I am. So excited that I rewatched all of season five to get ready. I also watched this hilarious 8 minute and 15 second (815, get it?) official ABC recap of the first five seasons.



I think it's funny when you boil "Lost" down to its simplest form. Like when Hurley tells his mom what really happened on the island. Here are some of the great lines from the recap.

"Sawyer gets sick. Kate is worried. Jack gets jealous. Kate freaks out. Jack consoles her. They kiss. Kate freaks out again. Jack is confused."
"Sun is pregnant but Jin is sterile. What's up with that?"
"Michael iChats with Walt."
"The survivors see a boat. It's Desmond. He's drunk."
"Hurley finds Desmond running naked in the jungle. The hatch blew his clothes off and now he can see the future."
"Kate and Sawyer think they're going to die so they have sex."
"They see Jack playing football with Mr Friendly. Mr. Friendly throws like a girl."
"Patchy blows up the station and Charlie drowns. Very sad."
"Sayid and Desmond head to the freighter, Des has side effects. He calls Penny and all is well. Gotta love Des."
"The island starts flashing through time. That's right. Time travel."
"They also find Jin. He's alive. Yay."
"Locke is a broken man an wants to hang himself. Ben helps out."
"The screen goes to white instead of black. Cool."

So what's to come in season 6? According the "Lost" creators the entire original cast of survivors (minus Shannon played by Maggie Grace) will be back in some capacity or another. From what spoilers I've read it seems that by Juliet detonating the bomb, Oceanic flight 815 will land safely in Los Angeles.....or something like that. Who really knows how it will all play out. I trust the creators and writers will do what's best for the story. But don't get me wrong...there are a few things that would really piss me off. Ok, really just one thing- if for some reason Desmond and Penny don't end up together happily I will be super upset. Desmond has had a big part in the show since season 3, but I get the feeling his story isn't going to be told in the final season. He's not in the promo pictures. Honestly, I'd rather him not be a main feature of the season 6 if it means that nothing bad will happen to him.

If you haven't been watching, what the heck is wrong with you? I can guarantee when it's over and you hear everyone talking about how shocking the finale is and how great the show was, you'll be mad you weren't on the "Lost" bandwagon. Maybe you've watched a few seasons off and on and got a little lost (pun intended) when time travel started to get involved, or you've never seen an episode. Here's what I want you to do...buy "Lost" seasons 1-5 or go to www.abc.com and watch every single episode of "Lost" for free. Unless you're a freak like me you probably won't be caught up by February 2. But you can catch up before the sixth season's over.

20 days until "Lost" premiers on ABC, Tuesday, February 2.

St. Louis Meets Lady Gaga  


Last Thursday I was fortunate enough to attend the Lady Gaga concert in St. Louis. In the weeks leading up to the concert there was all kinds of talk that Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church (based out of Kansas City) would be protesting the show because of many reasons but mostly because she's a gay-loving whore. If you're unfamiliar with Westboro Baptist they are the fools who protest soldiers funerals with signs that read, "God Hates Fags" and say the war and soldier's deaths are God's punishment to us for our acceptance of homosexuality. It's pretty messed up and I really don't care to talk about their diluted beliefs. Many liberal, open-minded St Louis citizens decided to start their own protest of Westboro Baptist (organized through Facebook, very official) saying all concert goers and everyone else willing to stand outside should head to the Fox Theatre and participate in same-sex makeout sessions, yell and scream vulgarities and all kinds of other debauchery to piss of the protestors. Now, I started to get excited about not only going to the concert but being a part of a social movement and seeing young people standing up for their lifestyles. Then a huge snowstorm hit most of the midwest and Westboro Baptist didn't see fit to travel in the poor conditions. Victory is ours!

On to the concert. The show was opened by Semi Precious Weapons who I had heard of, but never really heard their music before. It's definitely in the same vein as Lady Gaga. Their showmanship was entertaining. A good warm up. Next was Jason Derullo. An absolutely terrible performance. This guy is a joke. For starters, the song, "What You Say," makes me wish I was deaf. The rest of his music sounded exactly a like and he put on a pretty lame set with a few dancers. All the high schoolers in the audience seemed to love him. I found the fifteen Michael Jackson songs played over the sound system before the show a much more entertaining. Everyone was clearly excited for the show, especially this woman. She got a standing ovation from the entire balcony when she was finished dancing.

Finally, it was time for the main act. The show opened with "Dance in the Dark," not my favorite song, but I was glad she did it early on and saved some of my favorites for the end. The stage was framed and set up with three large screens (two on the side, one in the back) that were playing images and interesting backgrounds that changed continuously throughout the show. Turns out, a live band was behind those screens which we saw when they were slightly raised towards the middle of the show. The next song was "Just Dance," in which Gaga, wearing a light-up dress was raised above a glass box playing a keytar. During "Love Game" Gaga was wearing a sort of marching band hat and even had a baton/disco stick. Crazy costumes ensued for "Alejandro," "Monster," "So Happy I Could Die," and "Teeth."

"Speechless" came towards the middle of the show. Gaga sat at a militarized looking, spinning piano. (At one point she even took out a fake machine gun and pretended to shoot the audience, not exactly great timing consider there was a shooting rampage in St. Louis that morning.) She dedicated "Speechless" to the audience but must not have been aware that the planned protest was cancelled or maybe she just assumed we all knew about it, because she kept making references to free love, acceptance and even said that we're (the concert-goers) are the normal ones and "the freaks are outside and we locked the f-ing doors." Which would have been especially poignant had there actually been protestors outside. Regardless, I enjoyed the sentiment and it fit well with a song like "Speechless."

Next came some of my favorite songs, "Fame," "Money Honey," "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich," "Pokerface," a real crowd pleaser and "Paper Gansta." Perhaps the most bizarre yet intriguing performance was "Papparazzi." The stage was dark with twinkling white lights in the background. Two dancers came out holding a pole horizontally above their heads with Gaga's hair attached to it. Her wig had two rings attached to it which made her able to slide up and down the pole. At one point she stepped out of the framed in stage and onto a lighting rig which was raised halfway off the ground, all while attached to this pole. It was definitely a spectacle.

For the encore Gaga was brought onto stage in her signature orb and performed "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say," and of course, "Bad Romance," ending the show with a bang. The concert was amazing. It was a highly innovative extravaganza. My ears rang for days. It was one of those shows you leave and think, "Wow, I really just saw something." Easily worth my sixty bucks.

I Heart "Chuck"  


The only thing NBC has done right recently is renewing "Chuck." It only took fan campaigns and lots of begging from TV critics. "Chuck" was back with a bang this past Sunday and Monday with three full episodes kicking off its third season. If you don't know much about "Chuck" here's the deal....Chuck (hottie Zachary Levi) is a college dropout, Nerd Herd employee at the local Buy More (think Geek Squad at Best Buy). Chuck accidentally sees a video of all the CIA's secrets which are now implanted in his brain. When Chuck sees bad guys, weapons, or certain symbols he flashes on this information and all the government dirt and intel is downloaded in his brain. Chuck is sent two government handlers, agents Sarah Walker (Yvonne Strahovski) and John Casey (Adam Baldwin) who need Chuck's help to save the world. Chuck of course can't tell his family or friends he works for the CIA and also falls in love with Sarah. The show is equal parts action and comedy making it totally amazing.

At the end of last season Chuck downloads a new version of the intersect which gives him the ability to not only know top secret information but to be able to act out certain skills thus making him a super spy. Now when he flashes he knows kung-fu, can maneuver through a series of laser beams or can perform medical procedures. We find out in the first episode that he chose being a spy over running away with Sarah. Surely this will cause lots of drama throughout the season. But the greatest development is Captain Awesome.

Dr. Devon "Awesome" Woodcombe (Ryan McPartlin) is Chuck's sister, Ellie's (Sarah Lancaster) husband and also the only civilian who knows Chuck's secret. Awesome is an extreme sports loving, super-ripped, handsome, surgeon. In the third episode, "Chuck vs. the Angel of Death," Awesome saves the life of a dictator of a small country who is the victim of an assassination attempt. He gets wrapped up in the dangerous life of this dictator and we find out at the end of the episode that he's been kidnaped by the assassin. I love that they are making Awesome and Ellie a bigger part of the show. I look forward to seeing Awesome and Chuck kicking some ass. Let's face it, this is the most action packed show on NBC's roster.

"Chuck" airs on Mondays at 7pm on NBC.

NBC Just Can't Get It Right  


Last week we heard that "The Jay Leno Show" would no longer air in prime-time and that NBC was interested in making Jay's show a half and hour which would air at 11:35 pm and "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" would air at 12:05am. Now, for all of us mid-westerners, our local news airs at 10pm with "The Tonight Show" starting at 10:35pm, so all of this may not make a huge difference to us. Either way, last week when all of this information started to swirl around I was telling everyone I thought that no matter how backwards the whole situation is, Conan would probably do whatever it takes to keep his staff employed and to make his job work considering he just relocated everyone from New York City to Los Angeles just months ago. I kept up with all the late-night hosts jabs at the situation and even with what little Jay and Conan were saying in their monologues....I figured they were told to keep it light about the whole ordeal.

So it was much to my surprise yesterday to hear that Conan let loose and released a statement saying he would NOT continue to host "The Tonight Show" if it is moved to 12:05am, making the totally valid point that 12:05 is not tonight, it's tomorrow. I am so proud of Conan for standing up for himself and his staff. After all, he's only been hosting the show a mere seven months, and while it may not be doing awesome in the ratings, did NBC ever consider it's because of their atrocious prime-time lineup, especially Jay Leno's lead in to the local news, which news affiliates across the country have stated that Jay has hurt their ratings terribly? Next thing you know NBC is going to cancel "30 Rock" and "The Office," and will only air reruns of "Joey" on Thursdays, fire Brian Williams as the host of the "Nightly News" replace him with Heidi and Spencer and Kathy Lee and Hoda will take over all four hours of "Today."

NBC announced in 2004 that Conan O'Brien would be replacing Jay Leno as the host of "The Tonight Show." So what went wrong? Why didn't Jay just move on, keep doing his stand-up comedy gigs across the country and retire from TV? My only guess is that Jay wasn't ready. He didn't ceremoniously retire after 30 long years like his beloved predecessor, Johnny Carson. I bet he's kicking himself now for not doing just that. Instead of retiring honorably with everyone having fond memories of of his show, Jay-walking, Headlines and the like, he'll be remembered for being publicly ridiculed by his peers and being a national joke. And that's the thing....TV viewers across the country knows that NBC is screwing up royally. They know that no matter what time Jay is on TV that it's over for him. Why can't NBC understand this? If NBC had fully backed Conan in the very beginning (i.e. not changing the landscape of late-night TV by adding a talk show in prime-time) I bet they'd be doing a lot better in the ratings. Although, NBC is notorious for screwing up "The Tonight Show." Back in the early 90's David Letterman was hand picked by Johnny Carson to be the new host of "The Tonight Show" but NBC pulled a dick move and picked Leno. Letterman has probably never been more pleased that he made the move to CBS.

My love for Conan O'Brien runs deep and I will follow him where ever he goes. If NBC knows what's good for them they will pull Leno from the lineup and keep Conan and "The Tonight Show" at it's regular time, 11:35, 10:35 central, and give Conan the chance he deserves.